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Jun. 27th, 2006 @ 02:20 pm
my cock is so hard, reading about people and their sexual exploits. fuck, i wish i had a mouth or pussy to screw. my hand will do, but a mouth is great for the licking and the sucking and the pussy is well, a pussy. hot, wet, fuckable.

Jun. 27th, 2006 @ 12:25 pm
this is not only a masturbation quiz, but my answers to it. you can respond in a comment to the quiz with ur own answers if you want or if you find yourelf bored.

1. First of all, r u a guy or a girl?

2. what is your sexual organ's name?

3. do you masturbate (if you say no then we kno u really do but your just lieing)?
oh course

4. how many times per day do u masturbate?
at least twice a day

5. per week?
see above

6. do you fantasize while you masturbate?

7. if so, what do you fantasize about?
blowjobs, oral, anal, fucking

8. do you use sex toys while masturbating?
don't have any

9. do you use lubricants of anykind (handlotion, spit, etc.)?
spit, lotion, and lube

10. any special techniques we should kno about?
not that i know of

11. if so name them:

12. what position r you in when u masturbate?
back, knees, ass

13. do you feel ashamed doing it?
not at all

14. if you said yes then dont feel ashamed, everyone does it whether they say so or not
is that a question..?

15. do you watch porn or look at pornographic content?
yes, yes, yes!

16. do you get hard when watching porn?
of course

17. does it feel better be4, during, or after you orgasm?
all different

18. do you make noises?

19. if so, how loud?
depends on what i'm doing

20. do you do it home alone or with other people in the house?

21. have you ever been caught doing it?

22. have you ever done it in front of someone of the opposite sex?

23. have you ever done it in front of someone of the same sex?

24. have you ever done it over the phone with someone?

25. does masturbation tire you, wake you up, or both?

26. how long do your orgasms last?
depends on how horny i am or how long i took to cum

27. how long does it take to reach an orgasm?
a couple minutes if i need to rub one out or a hour if i take my time

28. do you keep going after you reach orgasm?

29. whats the longest youve ever done it?
don't know really.

30. how long does it take you to cum?
see #27

31. can you keep going after you cum once?
sometimes. but i sometimes take a short break.

Mar. 28th, 2006 @ 01:42 pm
About you:
Age?: 25
Colour of eyes?: brownish
Colour of hair?: brown
Dick size?: 8 inches
Happy with your body?: my stomach needs work
Anything you'd change?: who wouldn't
Are you a virgin?: what do you think


Do you masturbate?: every day.
How often?: at least twice a day.
Do you ever feel guilty about masturbating?: nope.
How old were you the first time you masturbated?: 13?.
How did you learn about masturbation?: friends.
Did you have an orgasm the first time you masturbated?: yeah. i watched as my cum shot all over my hand. had to do it again.
Did you have an orgasm the SECOND time you masturbated?: very much so.
Do you always/usually/rarely/never orgasm when you masturbate?: always. why masturbate if you don't?
Do you make any noise when you orgasm?: oh yeah
When (what time of the day) do you usually masturbate?: mornings, evenings and in between.

Where do you play?

Where (room in house) do you usually masturbate?: bathroom and bedroom.
Have you ever masturbated in the shower?: oh yeah.
Have you ever masturbated outside? Where?: backyard. felt very freeing and exciting.

What position?

lying on your back?: Yes
lying on your front?: no
sitting or kneeling?: Yes
standing up?: Yes
What's the position you use most?: laying on my back with feed spread wide open. one hand on cock, the other rubbing my balls.
Do you put your fingers inside?: inside my ass? yeah.

Who knows about this?

Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, by who?: nope. amazingly, unless they did and i don't know about it.
Does anyone know you masturbate? If so, who?: my friend. we both mastubated together a few times. then he would give me a hand job and i would do the same.
Do you know if your friends masturbate?: yeah.
Do you ever talk about masturbation with your friends?: mmhmm.
Have you ever talked about it with your mom?: no way.
If someone asked if you masturbate, what would you say?: only if you do it with me.
Have you ever masturbated in front of anyone? If yes, who?: a few of my girls.
Has anyone ever masturbated in front of you? If yes, who?: a few of my girls.
Have you ever seen a girl masturbate?: mmhmm, tasty.
Have you ever seen a guy masturbate?: yeah. very nice.
Would you like to watch someone masturbate?: hell yeah.
Would you like to masturbate in front of someone?: it's fun.
If your best friend suggested masturbating together, what would you say?: let's go for it.

How often do you play?

Do you think you masturbate more or less than other people?: more, definately.
Who do you think masturbates most, girls or guys?: guys. that's my guess.
What's the most times you've masturbated in one day?: about 8
How many times have you masturbated in the last seven days?: can't count that high, hah
More or less than usual?: about the same.
Have you masturbated in the last 24 hours?: who hasn't?
Do you plan to masturbate in the next 24 hours?: yeah. as soon as i finish this.

How do you play?

With fingers and hands? yeah
With feet, heel of foot? no.
By humping something: yeah. between the matress and boxsprings
With a toy? silver bullet in my ass. oh yeah
With water from bath, Jacuzzi or shower? shower head up under the balls. mmmmm.

What porn do you use to masturbate:

Written erotica? yeah
Pictures? yeah, but i like amatuer stuff better.
Movie clips online? yes! yes! yes!
Videos? yeah
Something on TV? only when a good porno is on.

What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex between man and woman? yeah.
Gay or lesbian sex? lesbian.
Group sex or orgies? wishing i can be in one.
Blow jobs/oral sex? blowjobs are my favorite.
Cumshots? cumshots turn me on. i love facails!
Anal? not really.
Interracial? not really.
Incest? not really.
S&M? not really.
Roleplaying? yes.
Kinky? yes!

Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? only if i get hot and bothered.
In chat? yes. it is so fun.
Exchanged stories or pictures? a few times.

Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? not that i can think of.
Masturbated for the same sex? yes
Masturbated in a group? no
Masturbated for a family member/relative? no way
Masturbated for a photo? yeah
Masturbated for a webcam? don't have a webcam.
Masturbated for a video? yeah.

Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? no
Insert something or play with your ass? yes. silver bullet
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no

For men and women:

Do you taste your cum? once in a while. i like to shoot my load on my face though. so tempting to lick and swallow.
When was the last time you masturbated? this morning.
Are you wet or hard now? yes, extremely hard.
Are you going to masturbate now? almost done. must complete before attacking cock.
Are you a masturbation addict? i would have to say, "HELL YES"
What is the most you have played in one day? i think 8

Mar. 14th, 2006 @ 04:01 pm
I just got done talking to my girl. Turns out she got fucking horny as hell and had to go relieve herself. She couldn't wait for me to come and satisfy her, so she had to cum herself. She wouldn't give me the details, but my cock is hard just thinking about her fucking herself. I can see her spreading her luscious lips with her fingers. Her wet snatch dripping, making her fingers slick. She squats down on top of her glass dildo and penetrates herself. Her look of satisfaction slides over her face. Her toned thighs making her drop down and pushing up while her beautiful butt wiggles around.

I wish I was there. My cock replacing her dildo. My hands holding onto her tight little waist. Her huge tits swaying back and forth as she fucks me hard. But I can see her, as I've watched her many times.

She takes out her vibrator and replaces it with the dildo that is already in her hot wet pussy. She turns it on and places her well lubed dildo in her ass. She spreads herself wide and forcefully fucks herself. In/Out. In/Out. In/Out. She's cum about 5 times, but she isn't satisfied fully. She wants a hard dick to suck on and a mouthful of cum to swallow, deep into her belly.

That is where I come in.

Mar. 8th, 2006 @ 04:18 pm
i was a member of lj, but i lost my email and password. my original was supduper.
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